Monday, July 10, 2006

All the News Not Fit to Print

Now that my hiatus is over, time to pick up with a few traditions, one being All the News Not Fit to Print.

1. Who really cares about all this nonsense anyway?

2. You better be nice!

3. A bulletin from the 'Taking Away Your Rights' department.

4. Better get broadband!

tag: suri, white house, santa, AOL

Sunday, July 9, 2006

I found this over at Ellipses...Suddenly Carly. She's one of my favorite reads, so check her out!

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Never searched!

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
Only on the way up the really tall hill at the beginning. I hate heights!

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
It's been ages, sadly. I think it's probably been a good ten years.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Is the air conditioning on? :)

5. Do you believe in ghosts?

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
I suppose...

7. Do you think O. J. Simpson killed his wife?

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Team Jolie!

9. Do you stay friends with your exes?
I haven't had an ex in forever, so I assume that I have to say no!

10. Do you know how to play poker?

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Longer than that, but it's been a good nine years.

12. What's your favorite commercial?
I think I like the Bud Light commercial with the guys on the roof.

13. What are you allergic to?
tree pollen!

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
No....what's the hurry?

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
New York's not even a choice.

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yep, but I can't stand up.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Unfortunately, every night I don't take my medication.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Probably about seven or eight months ago.

20. Can you name 5 songs by the Beatles?
Here Comes The Sun, Yesterday, Penny Lane, I Wanna Hold Your Hand, In My Life.

21. What's the one thing on your mind right now?
Food. I'm starving.

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
No, but she sounds skanky.

23. Do you always wear your seat belt?

24. What cell service do you use?
Nextel. Anybody want to direct connect?

25. Do you like Sushi?
Raw fish. RAW fish. No way, Jose.

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
I have, thankfully. 

27. What do you wear to bed?
Usually mesh shorts or in the buff.

28. Been caught stealing?

29. What shoe size do you have?

30. Do you truly hate anyone?

31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic Rock

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Angelina Jolie.

33. Favorite song?
Two Step, by Dave Matthews Band 

34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Too often.

35. What food do you find disgusting?
Fish, of any kind.

36. Do you sing in the shower?
I use what God gave me...not well, but I use it! :)

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?"
I did, indeed.

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Me? Gossip? Nawwwwwww. Or, maybe I do.

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?

40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
I have. I boxed in college.

Saturday, July 8, 2006

Saturday Six, 7-8-06

At the prodding of some friends, I've returned.

Today's Saturday Six from Patrick, over at Patrick's Weekender.

1. What is the last food you prepared that you burned badly?

Waffles. Stupid toaster.

2. Did you eat it anyway?

I love carbon, so yes.

3. What is your favorite carnival ride and why?

I hate rides. Maybe a merry-go-round. At least I won't puke.

4. Take the quiz: How is your inner child?

Your Inner Child Is Scared

Like a kid, you tend to shy away from new experiences.
You prefer what's tried and true - novelty is scary!
New foods, new places, and new friends are difficult for you to deal with.
Some say you're predictable, but you enjoy being comfortable.

5. What is your ideal summer day?

A good book, a ball game, and some golf. And corn on the cob.

6. What was the setting of the last dream you remembered?

A hospital.