Monday, December 11, 2006

Stupid Christmas Meme

Dawn did this meme and she made fun of me. Now I HAVE to do it. You see, I'm opposed to posting any entry in red and green. I'm a grinch. She wants it posted in boring old black. FINE!

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapped? What the hell are you talking about?

2. Real tree or artificial?   I don't contribute to global warming by cutting down a valuable oxygen producing tree OR purchasing a tree produced using carbon based petroleum by-products.  Real tree, truthfully.

3. When do you put up the tree? Whenever we get to it....this year? Maybe Christmas eve?

4. When do you take the tree down?  When there aren't any needles left.

5. Do you like eggnog? Eggnog is the drink of Satan. The Prince of Darkness himself brews it in his wretched hovel.
6. Favorite gift received as a child?  Castle Grayskull. Hands down.

7. Do you have a nativity scene? Yep, in the dining room/office. 

8. Hardest person to buy for? Probably my father.

9. Easiest person to buy for? My wife.

10. Mail or e-mail Christmas cards? MAIL.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?  A sweatshirt with the 'X' symbol of Malcolm X on its front. My mother thought it had something to do with the Civil War. Needless to say not only did she insult African-Americans, but also racist redneck southerners, all in one purchase. (Is it even POSSIBLE to insult a racist redneck southerner?)

12. Favorite Christmas Movie?  White Christmas. Snow, snow, snow, snow, SNOW!!!!!

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? I haven't, actually.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? What do you think colleagues are for?

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Rolls

16. Clear lights or colored on the tree?  Clear.

17. Favorite Christmas song(s)?  White Christmas, O, Holy Night. 

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Stay home!

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Duh.

20. Angel on the tree top or a star?  Angel.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Morning.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of year?  Other than hating this holiday in general?

23. Favorite ornament theme or color?  The kind the cats can't break when they knock over the tree.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?  HAM!