In the world of news...
1. If you wanted a motorcycle before today, you're going to want one even more now. (Engadget)
2. Extra, extra, read all about it! This just in - there WERE no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq! And he allowed a leak! Is he really that stupid? (ABC News)
3. I know it makes me woozy, flirty, and a little off kilter, but I had no idea it beat out Miracle Grow! (AOL News via AP)
4. Oh, yay! Another news story about a screwed up celebrity - I don't feel quite so bad about myself, now!