This first story is kind and compassionate, but I'm not so sure it meets the daily quota of death and violence needed for syndication in mainstream media - it is about a purple heart, afterall.
This second story goes something like this: 1. Write the note - DONE. 2. Give note to teller - DONE. 3 - Get money - DONE (YES!) 4. Leave bank - no! no! no!!!!! Don't sit down and read a magazine, you dolt! GET UP AND LEAVE!
I don't know about you, but I do this all the time!
Note to self: if hungry and robbing a quickie-mart, don't leave trail of wrappers to secret hide-out in Mom's basement. DOH!
And just for fun - another puzzle, but this time of me fishing! Follow the link, then click the image.
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